Pages

Friday, March 11, 2011

The One With Just For Fun!

When you're getting older, you get a different perspective in life. For instance, you think about your health and your lifestyle more than anything. You gained more wisdom and are more wiser. Anyways, I was just thinking about more ways to get fit and be healthy and how easy losing weight was when I was younger. And then I came up with other things that are different when one becomes older. Hope you'll all have a good laugh whether you're in the young or in the old group :)


THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE YOUNG AND THE OLD


The young ones watch Hannah Montana.
               The old watches Joe Montana.

The young thinks about shopping with their credit cards.
               The old thinks about short term health insuranc NC cards.

The young can't stand the old.
               The old can't stand the young.

The young likes kissing frogs.
               The old wishes they hadn't kissed that frog.

The young shaves their head off for fashion.
               The old goes bald without their consent.

The young plays hard till they pass out.
                The old pass out after playing hard.

The young can bust a move.
               The old ones often bust a hip.


You know any more difference? Feel free to leave them in the comments!

No comments: